- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Nice legs....What time do they open?

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

Asian NASCAR.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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