What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A bar walks into a man

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don't read this

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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