- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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