- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Oh s***

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

binladin walks into the american seals

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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