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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

asdf

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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