- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

one morning i turned on my tv

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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