roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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