List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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