- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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