Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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The child was fired from his job.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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