What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...