- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

women's rights

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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