- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Your mom.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Womens basketball

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

knock knock There's no door

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