A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Homo say what?

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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