- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Thats what she said

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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