Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Caramel Boing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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