What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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AIDS

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Womens basketball

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Your mom.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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