Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What's your guys names?

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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GONNA

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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