What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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