- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Lindsay Lohan

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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