Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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