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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

whats up and also down? your mum

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Girls Lacrosse.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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