- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

poop

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's a good joke? Not this one.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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