Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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sucks Syntax...

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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