- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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