- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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