- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Ask me if im a tree? No

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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