Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Your mother just died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Laugh.

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