- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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