A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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minorities

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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