- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

That's illegal What? Your mom

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

HURT

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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