What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Ask me if im a tree? No

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Daniel is a fag

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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