What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Justin Bieber.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Sex education in Texas.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Anti Joke

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