A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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