- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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