I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Anti Joke

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