Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Punch line.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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