A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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