How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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minorities

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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