QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A black guy gets arrested...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -50

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

You're on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops