What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Jesus wept.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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acuna

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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