what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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