what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Libraries.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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