What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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pussy enough said

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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