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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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