So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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equality for women

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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