Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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i like pie

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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