i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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equality for women

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womens sports...

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2+2= 478

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Chikin nuggets

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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