- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black guy gets arrested...

The white guy did it!

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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