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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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