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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

"...."-Hellen Keller

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

why did katy fall off her bike?

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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