What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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