- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

women's rights.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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