- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Guess what? Bananas

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

whats my name? Matt

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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