What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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