- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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